how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me
And then the unthinkable happened. He said “well, damn”, sat down, shut up, and behaved.
Tell me, when was the last time someone at your job tried to stick their finger in your asshole? Mine was 26 minutes ago. Sorry, bro.
It’s so weird to think that one day, we’ll be old as fuck and starting stories with, “back when I was a stripper”